Look, Don't Touch

Alright, I want to get one thing straight-and I wanna make it clear. DO NOT TOUCH MY HAIR! Maybe it's my Slightly small case of OCD mixed with me not liking it when people touch me, but it's not cool. Shoot, my mother needs permission to touch it. Don't believe me, go ahead ask her. 

I have worked hard to have healthy, shiny, and long hair. I don't need your nasty paws all over it. Lol. Can you touch the Mona Lisa? NO, you have to admire from the distance. Same here, admire from the distance. 

Ok, I'm not really that mean, but you do need to sign a permission note to touch my hair. 😂 I know, I know, I'm horrible. 

I had one of my co workers touch it tonight when I got to work. Firstly it grossed me out. Her touching money for 8hrs then to touch my hair. I could have barfed. What if one of those dollars were in a stripper's butt crack, used to snort crack, or worse. Haha so you could imagine me freaking out a little. 

For real look at these locks:

I have worked hard for these locks. Lol. I've suffered through the short hair, through the numerous perms, and even through the bleach blonde days. Lol. So forgive me when I snap at you for touching my hair. 

It's not just my hair I don't like being touched. I, generally don't like being touched. Haha. Especially Hugged. I just am not an affectionate person. I'm getting better though. I prefer high 5's or fist bumps. 😂 I'm a walking hot mess. So a little PSA MelFlo does not like people touching her w/o permission.