I live a life of lies...well just the occasional lie here and there

It's been a pretty chill night. And by that I mean it's been slower than cold tar. But the highlight of the night was not, possibly taking a nap in the office, but when one of the regular officers came in. We had an intreaguing conversation. He brought up the history of this gas station and how often it gets robbed. I chuckled, and then he said, "how the hell have you not been robbed?!" I honestly don't know. I laughed and told him that as long as you're good with the hood, the hood is good with you. Then he told me it's cause I'm single and no one wants to rob a pretty girl. Ahahahaha. Yeah that's most definitely not the reason. 

I try really hard to laugh at being a young thriving woman of my age and location and relationship status. Think about it. I'm 22, I'm LDS, I live in Utah, and go to a singles ward. How in the world I still manage to be single is beyond my comprehension. I had the bakery manager in tears one day. This gentleman came in and he was asking for his shy son, which I'm flattered but I have standards and he doesn't quite  meet them. I kindly said that I had a boyfriend but thank you. The bakery manager hollered "HA! No you don't!"