There aren't many people who get to see this side of me. Well, maybe there are and they just think that I sleep all the time, which needs to stop because I don't sleep as much as y'all think that I do. Sleep would be nice. But I do enjoy those nights where I lie in bed and just let my mind wander. Oh my hell, I so wish that I could put a leash on it sometimes. Let me elaborate for a second. I can hop into bed and think about whether I shaved both of my legs or just one. Then I'll think about a deep fried PB&J but in Oreo form. I'll think about "what if" situations- these aren't normal 'what if's' they're what if I got on TV what would I do? What would I do if I jumped my jeep into a lake and had to fish it out. And what if I jumped into that lake buck naked, its not skinny dipping cause I'm not skinny....would it be chunky dunking? Then I'll sit there and think about why I'm single. Then I remember its because I probably only shave one leg and wanna go chunky dunking.
As you can see I have a love for writing. I was gonna write a book, but figured a blog was good enough. I don't aspire to much. That's fine for me. I'm comfortable with myself and what I'm doing. Don't worry mom, I'll get my shit together one of these days and actually get into my career. I was told that I should write a book by a couple of people, mostly because I was funny. I mean, come on I just say funny things, and occasionally something unfortunate happens to me that makes others laugh. Occasional isn't the accuate measurement, more like every other day or daily if it's just that kind of week. I can't help but laugh. I mean what's it worth getting upset? Nothing.
I love a nice long workout. I hate when people ask to go to the gym with me. I LOATHE it. When I whip up into the gym parking lot my eyes usually roll so damn hard they fall out of my head. Which is a surprise that it hasn't happened yet. But it may explain why I get migranes and headaches so damn often.
But, I will admit, I can be an extrovert when I choose. I love the occasional get together. But for a limited time, maybe more like seasonal, hmm not sure. My "get together" liking is sort of like the McRib. You don't ever know when it is coming back, but when it does you're estatic and unaware that its limited time, and BAM you're sad cause its gone. *The McRib isn't as terrible as y'all think.* I enjoy a good hike. I am a Karoke QUEEN, I'm not gonna lie, I know how to work a party. Alcohol or not, I know what gets a party pumping.
Is it possible to be an introvert AND and extrovert? Is it possible to be a republican with SOME Liberal Tendancies? -My Criminology Professor once thought so. Why do people think that Fake tans are good? Dude, some of y'all look like ya Swan Dove into a bag of Doritos. I kid you not the other day I shook hands with a female oompla loompa, I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW FEMALES EXISTED THERE!!! But I looked at my hand later and I couldn't for the life of me remember eating doritos but I recalled my interaction with a Willy Wonka worker.
Oh, sorry had some ADD right there, kinda flew off on a tangent....haha get it TANgent, or TAN-woman.... ok I need to stop I ruined it. Anyways, I had some good questions for a second there. I guess what the point of this post is, to make aware that I have the introvert inside me. Just because I'm quiet and not Boisterously MELFLO doesn't mean there's something wrong. I like to think, and sometimes keep to myself. It's fine, and perfectly happy. Don't worry, you'll know when I'm upset. Haha, I tend to show my upset emotions quite well. If you're reading this, next time you see me, ask me what the 5 fingers said to the face...ok? Sounds good.
Xo,
MelFlo
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