Mr. Charlie

I'm the kind of person who loves to walk into a room and make someone spill their drink. Either cause I'm just that good looking-not really- or cause I'm just that funny. I've always loved to make people laugh and have a good time. I think it's just one of those natural born things. That or I'm just one of those really dumb people that people laugh AT. lol so a customer came in and told me that they come and get their daily dose of funny. This new guy well I guess you could call him a tourist, he travels the country and golfs. This dude straight up asked me out on a date. Sorry Charlie, I'm not really into older men that could be my father. He comes in every day and tried to hit on me. Bless his very handsome self. He tries to but my a cup of coffee every time he comes in at 330. Then at 5 he comes in and tries to get me to come play golf with him. Lol i don't use gold clubs for their intended purpose, I'm from the sticks. He asked what I use them for and I carefully explained that we country kids like to take trucks/SUVs shine spotlights on rabbits and jump out of, the usually still moving, vehicle and "tee off" with the rabbit. We like to think that we are helping control the rabbit population. He chuckled and the lady behind him freaked out. Called me every name in the book, in pretty sure she's part of PETA.  She "took her business elsewhere" alright by me. The gentleman just laughed and laughed. I asked what was so funny, and he says, "you described your 'activity' laughed smiled and when the lady got on your case you proceeded to tell her how messy cou can get." I just thought If I was gonna gross her out and piss her off it was "go big or go home" at that point. He literally called up Maverik and told them about how I deserve a raise and only receives the greatest customer service when I am there. What a guy. Lol. But I'm still waiting on my raise. Tonight he asked me again on a date and I told him that I had a boyfriend that wouldn't like if I did that. *i lied* I have no boyfriend, just relationship issues. Ahaha it's just nice to know that there still are real gentlemen out there in this crazy world. If Charlie was only 25 years younger I'd be all over him. I would climb that like a tree. 

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