•Baby It's Cold Outside•

Update: it is freezing in St George. My definition of freezing is anything below hot, when I step out my door and my leg hairs grow 3 inches, and if I can see my breath I may as well crawl back into bed because it is not appropriate weather for anything. 

Don't get me wrong I love the snow 

I'm only about that snow and cold weather as long as it's only around for a day. Lol or enough time for me to throw a snowball or splash in a puddle :) There's only one thing that really bums me out about the cold weather

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All these dopey drivers that drive 10 under when it's barely raining. Haha y'all thought I was gonna say something else. Like come on it's a puddle not a flash flood. It's snowing *not sticking* and people act like they need to chain up their tired haha. Lol don't mind me I'm gonna bob and weave in between cars in my little car. 

Y'all aren't gonna crash and burn. Two things you need to know when driving in not so nice weather;

1- turn into the slide. You can scream, hoot, holler, roll your window down and pump your first! Heck yeah, that is the best part!

2- if you're gonna drive slow, DONT. Just put your big girl undies on and go. Goodness, y'all out here driving like grandmas-not mine tho, she's crazy and prob needs to not have a license.

I will tell ya what's funny, I have never seen more people dress like the ice age is approaching than I saw at work tonight. Like this chick was in a fuzzy onesie with a fur hood. Another dude was literally in a snow suit with mittens. And one lady, seriously came through the door shivering and stuttering lol. She was in sweats and a beanie. Poor lady. It was only 40 degrees outside. Lol that's shorts and a hoodie weather. 

But while working at this Maverik I've learned one main thing, don't judge anyone. Cause you're just as weird as the next. For hells sake, I got into my car put on another sweater, cranked my heater, sipped on my Hot CoCo, tucked my arms into my sweater and drove all the way home with my hands and arms inside my hoodie. Lol judge me it's freezing outside and my car wasn't any warmer. 

Hmm maybe I should find someone to keep me from being cold. But until then I'll whine about it being cold and drink a gallon of hot coco and eggnog.